A tribute to sexuality
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Alice in Wonderland The Musical (porno) 1976
Oh the Golden Age of Porn!
So this is a musical loosely (so much pun intended) based on the obvious Alice in Wonderland book (which I think is shit anyway).
You know how one can take poetic license when adapting a story? Well sexual license is a thing. And that's pretty much what this is.
I haven't seen it, only the trailers. And I bet I'd be let down if I did see it, so I'ma protect the comic genius I've envisioned it to be.
Very Vintage
If you're some fuck-off prude who hates sexuality, just stop reading right now.
So some people see porn as violent and misogynistic. Some see it as relentlessly lurid. Some merely say it serves a practical purpose. Other worship it, collect it.
And with almost every single possibly sexual taste catered for, porn is now more than ever an open part of peoples lives, not just hidden away in sleazy theatres with back entrances.
Porn is everywhere, made for everyone.
And oddly enough, with more porn circulating than ever, you don't see much affection or compassion
What we see in contemporary porn is sex as work, a job (no pun intended), just like any other job. Something that is just done. No fucking emotion other than "fuckmefuckmefuckme ohhhh", and then it's done.
Now I know that romance based exists, but not so widely. Not that I want to watch some Mills & Boon porno (although with more women making porn for other women, it's out there), I'll stick to good old no nonsense, and preferably little dialogue fucking, but what happened to the beauty of sex?
Sex is probably the most beautiful in the history of ever, not including the Double Rainbow.
Whatever, the origins of porn represent sex completely differently. No brute fucking, but a beautiful question of pleasure.
The artistry of these first films lies in the variety of bodies on display, and the the realism. From the reactions to a phallus, to the genuine smiles and giggles. The "rules of porn" have not yet been made, and so it has a provocative anarchic feel to it all.
So I guess when I want to get off, I'll head back to your usual no-emotions hard fucking, but I can't help but wonder what other directions porn could have taken from it's earlier begins.
But I of course acknowledge it could never have stayed like this.
So some people see porn as violent and misogynistic. Some see it as relentlessly lurid. Some merely say it serves a practical purpose. Other worship it, collect it.
And with almost every single possibly sexual taste catered for, porn is now more than ever an open part of peoples lives, not just hidden away in sleazy theatres with back entrances.
Porn is everywhere, made for everyone.
And oddly enough, with more porn circulating than ever, you don't see much affection or compassion
What we see in contemporary porn is sex as work, a job (no pun intended), just like any other job. Something that is just done. No fucking emotion other than "fuckmefuckmefuckme ohhhh", and then it's done.
Now I know that romance based exists, but not so widely. Not that I want to watch some Mills & Boon porno (although with more women making porn for other women, it's out there), I'll stick to good old no nonsense, and preferably little dialogue fucking, but what happened to the beauty of sex?
Sex is probably the most beautiful in the history of ever, not including the Double Rainbow.
Whatever, the origins of porn represent sex completely differently. No brute fucking, but a beautiful question of pleasure.
The artistry of these first films lies in the variety of bodies on display, and the the realism. From the reactions to a phallus, to the genuine smiles and giggles. The "rules of porn" have not yet been made, and so it has a provocative anarchic feel to it all.
So I guess when I want to get off, I'll head back to your usual no-emotions hard fucking, but I can't help but wonder what other directions porn could have taken from it's earlier begins.
But I of course acknowledge it could never have stayed like this.
Teenage Twins
One of the first big pornos to feature real life incest. Brooke & Taylor are real twins. Fucked, right?
But the soundtrack! My fucking lord!!! It is one of the finest relics of the 70s. If you want funk & soul, look no further. It's absolutely brilliant.
soundtrack is on here somewhere
http://allmovies.softarchive.net/teenage_twins.134865.html
But the soundtrack! My fucking lord!!! It is one of the finest relics of the 70s. If you want funk & soul, look no further. It's absolutely brilliant.
soundtrack is on here somewhere
http://allmovies.softarchive.net/teenage_twins.134865.html
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Stimulating the Clitoris
I've been married only a few months. I find that my wife has a very unusual reaction when I try to stimulate her clitoris with my hand or finger- basically she doesn't seem to like it. At first, she tolerates it, and seems to get turned on. But after a while she says she feels too sensitive, and pulls away. I've always heard that most women get their orgasms from stimulation of the clitoris, but this doesn't seem to be the case with her. Instead of arousing her, I just seem to irritate her when trying to stimulate her clitoris. What should I do?
Tremendous Tirade
In order to thank my husband for the wonderful sex he's allowed me to have with other men, I decided to arrange a threesome for us with a girl I work with, who I knew he'd really enjoy. Jan has one of the best bodies I've ever seen. She's about 5"7 with a 38-24-36 figure, and had been divorced for 6 months. She wasn't dating & I knew she was getting horny because we always talked about sex.
We invited her over & Jan ended up staying for the weekend. We all had so much sex that we were sore & totally drained. Jan has since found a boyfriend and is going to bring him over so we can swap partners for the weekend. I'll be sure to write to you about it.- Lisa, Atlanta, GA
We invited her over & Jan ended up staying for the weekend. We all had so much sex that we were sore & totally drained. Jan has since found a boyfriend and is going to bring him over so we can swap partners for the weekend. I'll be sure to write to you about it.- Lisa, Atlanta, GA
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Drifting Apart
My husband & I are both in our 30s. We have been married 13 years & have two children. We were both virgins when we married and have never had sex with anyone else. Because we were raised in rigid catholic families, we used the rhythm method of birth control until three years ago, when we decided to make a complete break with our past & get my husband a vasectomy.
We made love so seldom in our first 10 years of marriage that we knew we would not achieve instant sexual ecstasy. Everything was progressing fairly well until a year ago when I discovered masturbation. In just a few weeks I became adept at bringing myself off by hand.
Although it took me 45 minutes to reach orgasm, I was so thrilled at being able to climax at all that I didn't mind the time. I bought a vibrator, which increased my pleasure.
One night I decided to show my husband the vibrator & tell him about everything I had been doing. I wanted to use the vibrator as part of intercourse, and wanted him to get used to the idea. He became extremely upset, taking it as a slur against his manhood. To quote him "The vibrator could do in an hour what he couldn't do in 13 years."
Our lovemaking fell off from 3 times a week, to once every 2 weeks. One of my dreams is to climax from cunnilingus- though I can't really blame my husband for not wanting to eat me out for too long.
The strange thing is, I believe my husband really loves me, but it is difficult for me to understand how you can love someone and not want to screw them.
What can I do?- Name & address withheld.
We made love so seldom in our first 10 years of marriage that we knew we would not achieve instant sexual ecstasy. Everything was progressing fairly well until a year ago when I discovered masturbation. In just a few weeks I became adept at bringing myself off by hand.
Although it took me 45 minutes to reach orgasm, I was so thrilled at being able to climax at all that I didn't mind the time. I bought a vibrator, which increased my pleasure.
One night I decided to show my husband the vibrator & tell him about everything I had been doing. I wanted to use the vibrator as part of intercourse, and wanted him to get used to the idea. He became extremely upset, taking it as a slur against his manhood. To quote him "The vibrator could do in an hour what he couldn't do in 13 years."
Our lovemaking fell off from 3 times a week, to once every 2 weeks. One of my dreams is to climax from cunnilingus- though I can't really blame my husband for not wanting to eat me out for too long.
The strange thing is, I believe my husband really loves me, but it is difficult for me to understand how you can love someone and not want to screw them.
What can I do?- Name & address withheld.
A depersonalised approach
I am 25 & my wife is 20. We have been married for two & a half years. When I met my wife she was very young, and she had never had a man. She was a virgin when we married. I didn't have too much experience either, having had sex with only two women.
At the beginning of our marriage, sex with my wife was pretty good, but I don't seem to enjoy sex with her any more. We have sex three or four times a month, or less. My sex drive is still there, but not for her; I masturbate very often. When we do have sex, it's always me who makes the first move, which is to open her legs. She never makes any move at all. Also, she never has her orgasm with me. Usually I come first, then she hops on me & rubs her clitoris against my penis. That's the only way she reaches orgasm.
My penis is only five & a half inches long. Do you think that's why my wife never comes with me? Do you think that having an affair with another woman would help? I am a very horny guy & when I see a sexy looking chick I wish I could have her. I have many chances to get other girls at work, but I am am afraid my wife will find out.
I don't know what to do, can you please help? - J.L., Queensland
At the beginning of our marriage, sex with my wife was pretty good, but I don't seem to enjoy sex with her any more. We have sex three or four times a month, or less. My sex drive is still there, but not for her; I masturbate very often. When we do have sex, it's always me who makes the first move, which is to open her legs. She never makes any move at all. Also, she never has her orgasm with me. Usually I come first, then she hops on me & rubs her clitoris against my penis. That's the only way she reaches orgasm.
My penis is only five & a half inches long. Do you think that's why my wife never comes with me? Do you think that having an affair with another woman would help? I am a very horny guy & when I see a sexy looking chick I wish I could have her. I have many chances to get other girls at work, but I am am afraid my wife will find out.
I don't know what to do, can you please help? - J.L., Queensland
Non-exclusive
I am a male and I love sex very much. I started to go out with girls very early - nothing serious, but I had fun. Ever since, I have been going out with girls on & off.
Now I am going out with a foxy girl whom I really like a great deal. I have been seeing her for over 3 years. I go out with other girls but come back to her.
The problem is that although I can go out with this girl I like so much, have sex & feel very close, I keep breaking it off to see some other girl whom I would rather not get close to. I don't know why I do this when I can get love & satisfaction from someone I really like. Can you help me figure it out? - Mr. R.D., Victoria
Now I am going out with a foxy girl whom I really like a great deal. I have been seeing her for over 3 years. I go out with other girls but come back to her.
The problem is that although I can go out with this girl I like so much, have sex & feel very close, I keep breaking it off to see some other girl whom I would rather not get close to. I don't know why I do this when I can get love & satisfaction from someone I really like. Can you help me figure it out? - Mr. R.D., Victoria
Can't climax with husband
I have what I think may be a serious problem. I've only been married for five months and I'm afraid my marriage may go down the drain if I don't get help soon. The situation is so bad that it's making wrecks out of both my husband & myself.
I am 22, my husband is 21. We lived together for 6 months before we got married. We split up & moved back home. He left town for about 5 months. When he came back, we were married.
While living together our sex life was ok, a hell of a lot better than it has been since we got married. As old as I am, I have never been able to reach orgasm except by masturbating in the bath tub. I can't now & never have been able to reach orgasm during intercourse.
My husband is getting the short end of the deal (no pun intended) because I can hardly stand the thought of making love anymore. I get no satisfaction out of it, therefore I avoid it completely. This is tearing us apart.
I've read articles, books, anything I can get my hands on, to try straighten myself out, but nothing has helped.
I think the problem must be entirely psychological since I can climax on my own in the bath.
Help- before my marriage falls apart!
-Name & address withheld.
I am 22, my husband is 21. We lived together for 6 months before we got married. We split up & moved back home. He left town for about 5 months. When he came back, we were married.
While living together our sex life was ok, a hell of a lot better than it has been since we got married. As old as I am, I have never been able to reach orgasm except by masturbating in the bath tub. I can't now & never have been able to reach orgasm during intercourse.
My husband is getting the short end of the deal (no pun intended) because I can hardly stand the thought of making love anymore. I get no satisfaction out of it, therefore I avoid it completely. This is tearing us apart.
I've read articles, books, anything I can get my hands on, to try straighten myself out, but nothing has helped.
I think the problem must be entirely psychological since I can climax on my own in the bath.
Help- before my marriage falls apart!
-Name & address withheld.
Diaphragm Technique
After inserting my diaphragm I fill the applicator with jelly & insert the middle finger of my left hand between the rim of the diaphragm and the vaginal wall, breaking the suction just as if I were about to take it out. Instead, I run the applicator along the finger & insert the jelly inside the diaphragm. That way it doesn't ooze out and if a sperm or two get past, they face a blob of spermicide.
How long will the jelly inside this way remain effective? Will it continue to provide a chemical barrier until the diaphragm is removed? I have gone as long as three days without removing my diaphragm (I forget it's there) & when I do, the jelly is still intact inside the dome. Is the jelly effective indefinitely?
How long will the jelly inside this way remain effective? Will it continue to provide a chemical barrier until the diaphragm is removed? I have gone as long as three days without removing my diaphragm (I forget it's there) & when I do, the jelly is still intact inside the dome. Is the jelly effective indefinitely?
Reversing Sterilisation
I had my tubes tied about four years ago by the band-aid surgery method. I had had two children and at the time I thought it was the right thing to do. My problem is now I have met a wonderful person, we are planning to get married & I want another child.
I want to know if there is any way to have my tubes untied. I have been to a few doctors and they have told me different things. Some said it can be done, though warned me the chances of getting pregnant again are only 1 in 10.
Others said there is no way to reverse the operation at all, and anyone who tried is either crazy or taking advantage of me.
I would try having an operation if there was any chance at all that I could become fertile again. IS there? - Ms. L.J., Tasmania
I want to know if there is any way to have my tubes untied. I have been to a few doctors and they have told me different things. Some said it can be done, though warned me the chances of getting pregnant again are only 1 in 10.
Others said there is no way to reverse the operation at all, and anyone who tried is either crazy or taking advantage of me.
I would try having an operation if there was any chance at all that I could become fertile again. IS there? - Ms. L.J., Tasmania
Super Article
"Superwars: Day of the Death Ray is Here" by Walter Bowart & Richard Sutton in the April 1981 issue of Gallery was one of the best articles that I have read in recent months. I believe this is one area in our defense in which this country must not allow the Soviet Union to gain an advantage. I shutter to think what could, and probably would, happen if the Russians were the first to establish a chain of killer satellites in orbit.
I would also like to think Gallery for the pictorial of Kathy Brown in the same issue. She is the most attractive girl I have seen in either the flesh or in your magazine. I go to London several times a year & I really wish I could have the opportunity to meet her.
Keep up the great work! - M.H., Atlanta, GA
I would also like to think Gallery for the pictorial of Kathy Brown in the same issue. She is the most attractive girl I have seen in either the flesh or in your magazine. I go to London several times a year & I really wish I could have the opportunity to meet her.
Keep up the great work! - M.H., Atlanta, GA
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